#punches ground AUGHHHHH

[superbellsubways]

i need to make my own charms im gonna be sick

[lazaruspiss]

bwucie i am going to throttle u <3

i'm very dickie focused so i know a lot less about how bruce is with the jl, but he's so terrible about how he treats his kids. its. aughhhhh. even when he says or does something nice, it almost always has an ulterior motive. giving tim a pep talk? turns around and tells alfred hes trying to get tim to get over it so he can focus on robin. confronting dick's suicidal episode? well, he knew about it for months before saying anything, implies dick is being weak, and physically manhandles a fresh injury.

more bruce things i'm now stuck thinking about: him taking jason to the sight of his death to try and figure out how to get damian back, guilt tripping jason for being upset and acting like he's the one who's the most hurt by it. bruce telling dick to stay dead for spyral and talking about how painful it is for him while not once addressing dick's pain at his sort-of-maybe dad making him fight him to "prove he isn't broken" and telling him he has to betray everyone he's ever known for the good of bruce's mission.

bruce and batman. augh. bruce pretends he saves all his bad impulses for batman but really he's exactly the same and just pretends to be slightly nicer if there's witnesses. the level of mental gymnastics required to make him think any of the stuff he does is justified would put the flying graysons to shame.

oh and i'm thinking about jason's funeral again.

[at the funeral]

alfred: so do you want to tell him after he gets back from his mission in space or should I?

bruce: i'll do it.

[undisclosed amount of time later]

batcomputer: ruh-roh. robin's deceased.

dick:

bruce: why weren't you at the funeral?

dick: why is jason dead?

bruce: why would you blame me for that!? [punches him so hard he falls to the ground] never speak to me again.

so. i was watching justice league war earlier today and a discussion you and... someone who usually comments on your stuff? i don't remember who (😢😢😢) and it bugs me because they're really smart too. anyway, boooooooooooooce was giving hal a pep talk. and all i could think about was the post where you guys spoke about boooooooooooooce being manipulative. and i was like 🤯😮🤯😮 because you guys were so right???

anyway. i've fallen headfirst into a dc rabbit hole. you can't even see my feet at this stage.

Good for you anon!

I was likely talking either with lazaruspiss or distort-opia :) I really like Justice League War btw, it ignited the Batlantern ship for me and it's good simple fun.

Anyhow, "boooooce" (lmao) is manipulative indeed but he kind of needs it when he's surrounded by overpowered people who could snap him in two just by looking at him the wrong way (friends and foes alike). He also needs the manipulation and intimidation skills to make criminals talk, convince witnesses and policemen to cooperate with him, trick his enemies.

Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss is how Bruce survives basically, which makes a lot of sense for him but also doesn't translate well in how he deals with the people he loves because (fairly enough if you ask me) he can't just turn it all off when he's not being Batman (even because arguably he is Batman as much as he is Bruce Wayne). Especially when he deals with his kids, if anything because someone like Dick (with whom he has a very complex relationship) is very receptive to manipulation if it comes from Bruce. He's been trained to it since he was a child no less.

[moralitygames]

help im like actually rewatching drv3

[weirdo-writes]

The original https://my.w.tt/2u6SO1Ooi8

So uhh apologies if the reader seems op but like... 👉👈

"Ugh frickin rain" you muttered to yourself.

You made your way to a little cafe where it's said to be where passione stays most the time.

You were from the hitman team, your job? To get some information about the boss.

The door of the cafe opens with a ringing sound. (those little bells that go on doors)

You quickly sneak your way towards the restrooms. Your stand [Transit of Venus] let you time travel anywhere, anytime as anybody, but that was after you had heard the voice, she used to only be able to let you sing like a siren allowing you to control others.

You had traveled to a different universe a while back a universe where it was mostly animals, but the thing was, they could talk.

You managed to find your universal counterpart, it's name was Caramella. You used your stand to bring Caramella to you, "what is it this time?" You whispered the plan to her as she nodded. She changed into a more normal looking cat (according to your universe).

She walked out of the bathroom and started to track the team. You had equipped a tiny camera on the cats collar allowing you to whisper commands to the cat and letting you watch what was happening.

You went to leave the cafe to go to the alley in the back when you smacked into somebody.

"Judging by the looks and height this is Bruno Bucciarati...". 

"Many apologies M'am I wasn't looking where I was going!"

       "Hey he's pretty cute for somebody that's apparently the bad guy"

"Keep it together Sonata(nickname)"

The voice in your head spoke nobody knew about him, you two fell in love and were put in a situation in which he was deemed the villain.

But that was many years ago.

"Sorry sir I was lost in my thought, I should be going now I'm kinda in a rush. I hope to see you soon!"  You faked a smile after all it wasn't too hard you had to do it often. The fake words you spit out made you feel sick, you hated lying to an innocent person but you were required to.

You quickly left to go to the alley.

"Just in time!" You whispered as you pulled out the laptop.

Thank goodness you were being protected by the roof otherwise your computer would have been soaked.

Caramella's POV/3rd person

(underline is Caramella's thought/speech)

"This is Giorno Giovanna he will be joining our gang, I expect you respect him." Bruno finished talking and held his arms out presenting Giorno.

"Excuse me Bucciarati, Somebody wants to see you." A waiter had walked in, he seemed worried.

"Giorno Giovanna? He smells familiar..."

Caramella thought as she sniffed.

There had been some tension in the group right before Giorno and Bruno had arrived but it had come to a sudden halt.

You walked out into the open near a man with a purple shirt(?) "it doesn't matter if I'm seen after all I'm just a cat aren't I? And judging by the height.... he's definitely Abbacchio"

"maow mew meow"  Caramella said as she pawed at the man holding a teapot. (I could make him piss on you but nah)

"What in he world is he- oh I see...."

  You leaped onto the table finally noticed by the rest of the gang. You laid down and started to purr on command. You were picked up by somebody dressed in orange and black was this Narancia?

You were being pet on your head by the boy. You then focused your eyes on the purple wearing male.

"Here you go..."  he says as he hands the "tea" to Giorno. Your eyes shifted over to Giorno then back down to the cup. You drowned out their speech and jumped out of Nara's arms over onto Giorno's shoulder. (God jump)

You pawed at his hair moving it around causing him to glance to his side.

Thats when you saw it.

"*beep* Caramella, Don't let him drink that...*beep*"(earpiece from y/n)

You hopped down away from the star on the boy's shoulder and onto the table. Giorno picked up the cup and raised it. He froze, "what's wrong?" Abbacchio teases. Giorno sets it down to regain his thought.

His hand reaches for the cup when you quickly slid your paw into the handle. "Awww it's holding like a human!!!!!" Narancia says in awe. You ignored him and you smacked the cup off the table. "What the-.... *whispers* damn cat." Abbacchio sighs.

"*beep* That Star.... we need to get more info..*beep*"  y/n's voice was quiet enough not to be heard.  Bruno came back into the room

"WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!? I COULD HEAR YOU ALL THE WAY OUTSIDE!"

You jumped back onto the table and meowed.

"Uh- who's cat is that?"

Narancia replies "Mine now!"

"Hold on it has a collar." The man you assumed to be Fugo said. He reaches over towards you grabbing the collar. "Bucciarati did you happen to run into anybody suspicious today?"

"It depends, why are you asking?"

Fugo take off the collar and hands it to Bruno.

"There's a little light on it, and I don't know about you but I've never seen a light up collar."

You leapt from Fugo's arms and ran over to the window pawing it asking to be let out.

"Sorry kitty but you're staying with us." Bruno says.

Y/n's POV

"Aughhhhh crapcrapcrapCRAP!"

You decided to act innocent and play the victim, "Say sonata? You don't think Giorno could be-"

"I think it is..."

You walked up to the doors of the cafe and went in.

"Caramella! Caramellllaaaa!"

You noticed that most of the customers had left due to the gang's commotion earlier.

You went to the room Caramella and the gang were in. "Caramella? CARAMELLA!"

"Caramella there you are you little rat!"

You scooped the cat up, "sorry about her, if she smells any kind of sweets she goes to the source." 

"So this is your cat, no?" Bruno said.

You quickly nodded with a plastered smile on your face.

"Did you know your cat has some sort of tracking device on it?"

"Yup i use it to find her when she runs off!"

"Well I'm afraid we're going to have to remove it."

You begin slowly walking backwards, ready to call out your stand.

Giorno finally glances at you and freezes.

"You seem familiar, Do I know you?".

Abbacchio perks up, "You say you know her?".

Narancia,Fugo and Mista stand there watching this go down.

"Perhaps" You go up and grab Caramella's collar and run out of the room.

Narancia calls out [Aerosmith] and starts to chase you down with it.

The rest of the gang follows.

"There's no way I'm using my stand, my cover isn't fully blown yet is it?"

"Sonata are you serious...."

You ignored the voice and continued running.

You slammed open the cafe's doors.

"Oof!" You had tripped on the steps to the outside. You were about to hit the ground when you suddenly ended upright at the bottom of the STAIRS. (hint hint nudge nudge)

"Thanks..." "No problem Sonata".

You were too slow a hand grabbed your shoulder and pulled you back,

It was Abbacchio.

"Alright alright I admit defeat..."

"Who are you and why was there some sort of tracking device on the cat?"

"Okay first off it's a camera, and secondly the cats name is Caramella, mine on the other hand is Y/n..."

"Y/n...." Giorno thinks about where he knows the name but comes up empty.

"Awwww I wanted a cat..." Narancia whines.

"Car-a-mel-la four syllables AND a cat..."(idk I hardly remember learning syllables).

You cleared your throat ready to drop a hint at Giorno as to where he knew you from. (Italics and bold is the voice speaking using y/n's body)

"Well I'd better not waste my only option to speak, So Giorno, You said you knew me?"

You brushed off your shirt and fixed your hair.

"Anyways luv I'd like to talk more but I gotta go" maybe just maybe you could pull it off.

"Yeah no..." Abbacchio pulls out his stand [Moody Blues] and punches you knocking you unconscious.

"What the, Where am I?" You muttered

"Caramella?".

"Oh she's awake!" Narancia runs toward you holding a dark blue object.

"Oh Caramella." You pulled the cat away from Narancia.

(Did I mention Caramella has an English accent) "Thank you sooo much y/n I was beginning to start suffocating."

"Huh? IT CAN TALK?!" Narancia's mouth hung open as he stared at you and the cat.

"Mhhhm" 

The rest of the gang found their way over to you and Caramella.

Bruno makes his way to the front of the gang

"Okay first off, who do you work for? Secondly

Are you a stand user?"

"Who I USED to work for is not important, and what's it to you?"

"So you are?" "What makes you think that?"

"Well you know what a stand is for starters and we all saw you trip on the steps and somehow end up on your feet."

"Okay yes I am a stand user."

Abbacchio cuts in "and what are your abili-"

"Yeah Sonata's not gonna answer that"

Abbacchio's face changed into one of confusion

"Okay for a moment there I thought you spoke but that sounded waaaay too masculine for a girl." (Did u just assume my gender >:0)

You ignored him and carried on with your current task, Identifying where you were.

"Okay light rocking, it's pretty dark, this seems to be a bedroom of some sort, ah a boat of course!"  You said out loud to yourself

"You're definitely pretty weird..." Fugo said

"They seem kinda cute." Mista whispers to Fugo. Fugo smacked Mista's arm, "HEY THAT HURT!"

"I like their cat..." Narancia says as he tries to reach for the cat again. You pulled Caramella away but then Caramella gives you

"The Look™️" so you handed her over to the small boy.

"I think one of us should watch her." Abbacchio states in a stern tone.

"I'll do it!" Mista shouts.

"Yeah no." Fugo says

"I can!" Narancia says "actually we need to work on your multiplication." (Bruh)

"I'm sure I co-" Giorno gets cut off

"No."

"I can't I need to steer the yacht, speaking of steering I should go back." Bruno says as he walks away. 

"I guess I will." Abbacchio says.

You sat on the bed staring into the darkest corner of the room. Watching, waiting for everyone to leave. Giorno hasn't left yet he stayed there staring at you.

"You can leave now."

"Actually let him stay."

Abbacchio raised an eyebrow at your words.

You look over for Caramella only to find that Narancia had taken her. You snapped you fingers and your stand brought Caramella to you, "C'mon!" You heard Narancia shout in the distance.

You caressed Caramella's Fur, and stared at Giorno. Giorno walked over to you,Abbacchio just watched.

"I should have known it was you, that birthmark, those Turquoise eyes, your blond hair..."   you felt tears begin to form but you couldn't cry in front of them, forget it.

"It's just where do I know you from?"

"That I can't tell you"

Abbacchio seemed to be really interested I your conversation with Giorno. A golden stand came out and began to flip off Abbacchio as you continued to cry.

"It's fine Sonata he'll find out"  the voice says using his stand to comfort you. 

Abbacchio stares clearly offended.

You stopped your crying and spoke once more "since you wanted to know what my stand could do it can do this." 

Of course you weren't going to show him your stand ability you were going to use the voice.

"Okay let's do this"

"Okay"

In a flash your hair turned blond and your eyes turned red, you still stayed a female though you weren't going to let them know what all you could do.

"I- you look." Giorno pulls out his wallet and opens it.

He pulls out a picture and gasps.

Abbacchio grabs you and starts to question if you could change your appearance any more than your hair and eyes.

"You're... but you're a girl... He's been dead"

Giorno stutters his sentence out.

"Lemme cut right to it, I am Y/n but also "Him".  I'm like this because I... well I, I fell in love with him."

"But that would make you older than Bruno"

"Hehe wayyyy older..."

"It was back then I decided to befriend a guy named Jonathan and I then met "him" . I got along just fine with everybody but I was drawn to him, he seemed to trap me in a maze and I never found the exit. Eventually there was this mask and hear me out it turned you into a vampire, now I ended up joining his side and using the mask on myself, we ruled together, we fought Jonathan and eventually Jonathan supposedly won but unknown to him he was still alive. He ended up taking Jonathan's body only to die in the boat Jonathan and his wife were on.

Later after a long time of hiding from the sun I found out that Jonathan's wife, Erina survived and had a daughter which then gave birth to Joseph Joestar. I'll admit he was pretty cute. No he wasn't. Shut up.

I ended up befriending the lad and found myself in yet another bizarre situation. Fighting three ancient men... that created the stone masks... so I ended up helping one of them for my own benefit, you see there was this stone that was needed to make vampires immune to sunlight and I needed that. So I helped him achieve it but only if I got to use it as well.

Long story short I became immune to the sun, but he in the other hand was defeated along with the rest of his comerades. I then ended up watching Joseph from afar. He ended up having a daughter which then gave birth to Jotaro Kujo. I soon found out that the same man from my childhood wasn't dead but instead hiding away.

I then pretended to run into Joseph and tried to join him. He turned me down but that didn't stop me. I then began to watch him as he and  four others travel the world to save holly(holy) Joseph's daughter. I was then discovered by one of the Vampire's servants, I was shot with an arrow. I then acquired my stand [Transit of Venus], but I was then knocked unconscious and controlled. Sorry...

I ended up finding myself in perfect condition laying down in front of these crusaders.

They then let me join their team.

We ended up losing many people on our way to Egypt, I really only cared for one of them.

(Your choice)  We then found the Vampire, I had to fight him. everybody else was either unconscious or dead so I had no choice.

My heart was begging me not to hurt him, that's when I found out my stand,

[Transit of Venus] could fuse/morph. It was a random ability.

I then acted as if I killed him but I really didn't. We morphed and I ended up getting two stands, somehow along the way his ability ended up changing into time travel.

So with our stands together we could time travel, teleport, morph and control people.

I never use it that often because I'm afraid I'll hurt somebody I love. But that was that oh and I ended up helping the next Joestar generation kill a murderer."

"The fu-" Abbacchio begins to say

Until you cut him off again.

"So yes I am Dio"

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It not healthy to write at 3:00 am but I was really inspired

[fae-cursed-cryptid]

*boom*

the ground shakes beneath me, waking me.

*boom*

there’s screaming coming from outside, alarms blaring in the chaos, tension and fear ooze through the air, taunting me from outside my reach like a cruel siren’s call.

*boom*

……silence once again….. perhaps i got my hope up for nothing……

………..

………….

……….

*clank*

the door…….it’s opening. I see…..light…..it’s been so long since i last saw light.

—————————————————————————

We did it, the league of villains beat the league of heroes. They never saw it coming, we managed to crack teleportation tech and suddenly we had the perfect opportunity for an ambush.

We rushed their base clearing out all the heroes we could find……….well the more combat-capable villains did, we stayed behind maintaining the teleportation rig just in case, but such is the life of our team.

Need espionage?? easy access to government secrets?? nuclear launch codes?? that’s our bread and butter, no team is better, but fighting??? maybe one of us did fencing at some point. fascinating for sure but nowhere near enough to face a superhero.

No we were sent in after the fray to investigate the base, see what secrets we could unearth, all that jazz. i mean the heroes had to have had some secrets right?? or at least some sensitive files or experimental tech of their own.

“Damn they really did a number on this place” said A, looking at the now exposed and frayed wiring on the walls.

“They sure did, let’s hope theres enough in tact for us to look through, i’d hate to see some big fancy computer smashed up here,” B replied with a sigh.

We wandered through the base, going room by room looking for the good stuff “ugh seriously, i get that it’s cool having a base in space but how many damn viewing platforms do these people need, that was like the 15th one we’ve found!! do they even work up here,” C shouted.

“I’m sure we’ll find something soon, there’s only so many rooms we can search……. wait guys, look,” A said as they turned the corner up ahead, we rushed to join them and found ourselves facing a giant circular vault door.

“jackpot, let’s crack it open”

“on it,” said C, punching a nearby panel on the wall, it immediately lit up red “DANGER DANGER, DO NOT OPEN” scrolling across the screen. “ugh so overdramatic, alright let’s see,” C connected the tip of their glove to the terminal, and started typing as soon as their holographic keyboard appeared in front of them.

“damn these are some intense security measures, they must be guarding something good,” C said, “almost there………..done!!”

the terminal beeped in confirmation and the screen turned green

B placed their hands on the door’s hinge “alright let’s get this baby open,” and started to slowly turn the mechanism

…….

*clank*

the door slowly started drifting open, allowing light to shine into the vault

“……..is that it are you kidding??!?!? not some sort of big scary bomb or some gold?!?! that’s it?!?” C shouted. all that was in the room was a single mask laying on a raised pedestal. it’s yellow eyes staring up at nothing on the ceiling from its pale green face, it’s thin intricately wound horns propping it up at a slight angle.

“i mean at least it looks well made??? we can probably sell it off for a decent profit,” said A, “let’s just grab it and keep going, we still have half the station to search”

A walked forward, reaching for the mask

*thwack*

thick black tendrils sprang out and wrapped around A’s arm “ehehehahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA” the mask vibrated and started crawling up the tendrils towards A

“GUYS HELP” the rest of the team rushed forwards pulling out whatever tools they could, trying to saw their friend free.

“NOTHING’S WORKING, WHAT DO WE DO??!?” C cried, the mask now on A’s upper arm

B grabbed at the mask, trying to slow its progress

*thwack*

another tendril shot out, piercing their throat “aughhhhh”

B collapsed, blood oozing from their throat

C stared for a moment in horror before bolting towards the door, reaching for their communicator in the process

“CODE RED CODE RED BASE DO YOU COPY WERE IN DANGER UP HERE, TWO DOWN, SEND HELP PLEASE!!”

They made through the door and went to shut it, seeing the final moments as the mask passed fully over A’s face

They fell limp for a moment, the tendrils that held them dissolving into a dark mist, C was pushing the door closed as fast as they could as unnatural snaps and cracks rang out from the other side of the door.

It was nearly closed, when it was stopped as sickening laughter rang out from the other side, C ran the other way, pulling out their communicator again

“CODE RED CODE RED BASE DO YOU COPY WERE IN DANGER UP HERE, TWO DOWN, SOME SORT OF POSSESSION, SEND HELP”

“copy, sending reinf—————“ the lights flickered and the transmission cut out as C was yanked backwards with a scream.

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Their fear was so delicious, I loved the terror in their eyes as they saw their own life ending. Absolutely divine.

Suddenly there was more shouting in the distance, more organized than fearful, and fast approaching. They must have been able to call for reinforcements.

Perfect

I slinked up above as footsteps drew near.

The group of 5 stopped when they noticed their friend’s body, laying there with an expression of fear frozen on their now lifeless face.

“Z team reporting in, C found dead, reporting location now”

Inky black mist began to swirl out of me around the group. I laughed as they tended up and the lights started to flicker.

“SHOW YOURSELF, YOU STAND AGAINST THE LEAGUE OF VILLAINS, SURRENDER NOW AND WE MAY BE MERCIFUL”

“ehehhheheeeeeee, you offer ME mercy, what power do you dare to think you hold over me”

I allow my yellow eyes to peek through the mists, glowing in unsettling contrast

“daring to offer me mercy is an insult that I will not take lightly to, league of villains”

the mist surged forward along with 4 tendrils that i summoned, stealing away all but the one who challenged me, their final screams echoing through the halls before falling dead silent.

the most converged on this one remaining soul, leaving them in crushing darkness, they started throwing out metallic spheres, failing miserably to even come close to hitting me

I halted their movement with a quick tendril, and slowly let my face emerge from the mists just over their shoulder from behind

“you never stood a chance”

And with a snap, they fall, as their fear pours out, feeding me.

“now then, onto the rest of this league of villains”

The villains finally managed to defeat the league of heroes. But unbeknownst to them the league did not exist, primarily, to fight them, but to keep an even bigger threat in check: you. And you are about to demonstrate to the villains what happens when there is no one around to stop you.